...I took a pregnancy test and it was negative. Mostly. Unless you held it in the sunlight just right. So I took another one - different brand - same resultish, only you didn't need as much light to see the second line. So I took a digital one*, and by god that sonofabitch said 'pregnant'. Cannot get into the doc until middle of December, so other than cutting down on my time with the crack pipe, we're just going along as if there is no news. (Am taking three folic acid, 1 prenatal vitamin and 1 baby aspirin.) Seems my husband and I silently agreed to ignore it and go about our lives - no discussion, no telling anyone, etc. It will be weeks until we know whether there is a living being involved here.
You are, as always, my secret keepers, my safe place for joys and fears. This counts as both. If I know you in real life, I cannot discuss this with you via phone or email yet. Sorry.
Good god, woman, you're alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Email me for Pete's sake, I won't even ask you about this. I just don't have a valid email for you since you picked up and moved!
Posted by: Lawmommy | November 25, 2008 at 02:11 PM
ohmigawd! like, way to come back duuuuude!
Posted by: Lala | November 25, 2008 at 04:31 PM
Holy crap!
[won't say anything else jinx-ish.]
Posted by: Uncommon Julia | November 26, 2008 at 12:23 PM
well goodness me. Let's see what happens.
Posted by: thalia | November 26, 2008 at 03:25 PM
Sending you all sorts of good thoughts and hoping for the best! Hang in there!
Posted by: Trisha | November 28, 2008 at 11:08 AM
Oh, so the deers didn't eat the blog? So, so, so glad to have you back! And, oh, my God, I'm dead!
Posted by: diana | November 30, 2008 at 02:29 PM
Definitely holding a positive thought for you, and hope all goes well. How's life in the new digs?
Posted by: Tonya | November 30, 2008 at 08:30 PM
AWESOME!!! I have been thinking of you a lot- how is KY? Impressions, thoughts, how is your little guy? Please shoot out an e-mail, as G said no need to discuss the unknown, we are just very happy for you!
Posted by: Heather R | December 02, 2008 at 09:43 AM
Wow, stunned silence and cautiously optimistic over here.
Posted by: Duchess | December 02, 2008 at 08:57 PM
OMG! OMG OMG OMG OKMG!
Posted by: Spacemom | December 03, 2008 at 10:45 AM
You disappear for months and come back to us with this news? I may have to be mad at you for a bit. ;) Not saying the "C" word or any of that stuff yet. But you know I am thinking it for you. Can't wait for more news.
Posted by: Shanna | December 03, 2008 at 01:34 PM